Simple Man - Climber's Version

I’m just a simple man

I like pretty things

I’m just a simple man really

I’m just a simple man

I like pretty climbs

I like pretty girls

I’m just a simple man

I like my cracks as handcracks

I like big holds, jugs

I like crimps

I don’t like pimpin’

I just like crimpin’

I like hip-hop

I like rice and beans

I’m just a simple man really

I like Colorado

I like green things

I like pretty things

I’m just a simple man

I like bouldering

I like free climbing

I like big walls

I like girls with chalk on their hands

I like girls with chalk on their nose

I like girls with chalk on their clothes

There’s a chance this might never catch on

But my friends like my poems

And I like my poems

I’m just a simple man

Adapted from "Simple Man" a cool rap song by The Grouch, a cool rapper